The Muppet Show Theme

It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight

It's time to put on make up
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight

To introduce this record,
that's what I'm here to do.
So it really makes me happy
to introduce to you -

   Spoken: the first, original, genuine, no money back guarantee
           Muppet Show Cast Album!

It's time to put on make up
It's time to dress up right
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show

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