Happy Birthday To You

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday dear [NAME],
Happy Birthday to you.

Happy Birthday to You,
You live in a zoo.
With the lions and tigers,
and the monkeys like you.

Happy Birthday to You,
You live in a zoo.
You look like a monkey,
and you smell like one too.

Happy Birthday today,
May you eat, laugh and play.
May these flames be your worries
As you blow them away.

Happy birthday to you,
Squashed tomatoes and stew.
Bread & Butter in the gutter,
Happy birthday to you.

From good friends and true,
From old friends and new.
May good luck go with you,
And happiness too.

Happy birthday to you,
Sliced tomatoes, veggie stew.
Meat & butter in the gutter,
Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you,
Though you make us all spew.
Get plastered you bastard,
Happy birthday to you.

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